>> Ashton: We decided to have katie holmes from dawson creek. Mcg is cheating on his fee an say played by jill, with the hot blonde played by list A.Let me tell you about cheating on your girlfriend. From a perspective of a guy who has never done it.
What a wicked web we weave when at first we do deceive. What a tangled... don't lie. Do do do do do
things are tougher here on punk'd than at the creek, katie.
>> Nice to meet you.
>> Have a seat if you want. Here you go. Sorry it's so hot. Are you from here?
>> No, I'm from ohio.
>> I'm from michigan. Kalamazoo michigan.
>> I'm from toledo.
>> What's up with pieces of april?
>> It's going well.
>> I have been watching the choices you've been making with your career and it's exciting. I see what you're doing with your film career, you're interested in being legit and staying around for a long time. What did you grow up on? What is your favorite song right now?
>> I'm definitely still from ohio. Top 40 listener.
>> The same. Johnny singles. In there with timberlake doing my thing. I just can't get over it. So what else? Much more interesting.
>> Hi, baby. I'm going to take off.
>> All right.
>> See you later.
>> All right. Everything good?
>> Everything's good.
>> All right. See you later.
>> Sorry. Weird. Long story. Just, I'll tell you later. Hollywood life and drunken nights.
>> A little late.
>> I'm just in ray personal weird space right now.
>> It's okay.
>> I'm dealing with some negativity. Let's just keep that between us. That was a little strange.
>> That's fine. We're always trying to be dark or different or artistic.
>> Hi, baby. What's going on?
>> Hey, this is katie. This is jill.
>> Hi, katie.
>> What's up?
>> Can I talk to you for a minute?
>> One second.
>> Now!
>> What the hell... what is that?
>> Just nothing. Look, let me do that meeting.
>> Is that her? I'm getting to the bottom of this.
>> This is embarrassing.
>> It's embarrassing for me. We're engaged. What are you doing?
>> Let me have this meeting. This is really embarrassing, okay?
>> Great. Sorry.
>> Do you want me to go?
>> Can I talk to you for a minute?
>> I'm here for a business meeting.
>> You're here for a business meeting.
>> This is embarrassing.
>> A second, okay? Give me enough respect.
>> Go ahead. She's fair. Just one second. I'm going to go get...
>> Are you with him?
>> No. I'm an actress.
>> This is my fee an say. Please tell me the truth. Do you have something going on? I live in new york. A friend of mine called me and said there's this girl that's been staying over here for like three days. So what would you do if you were in my position?
>> I didn't do anything wrong.
>> Mcg, get in here.
>> You're really embarrassing me.
>> Really? You're embarrassing me.
>> It's between us. She's the coolest girl in the world. We're talking about michigan.
>> I don't have a problem with her. I have a problem with you.
>> I got it. Fortunately she's cool and she can hang.
>> You guys didn't hook up?
>> No.
>> This is unbelieveable that you are doing this in front of indicate.
>> Was there somebody in here?
>> I don't know anything. I'm here for a meeting.
>> Woman to woman, help me. If you know, please just say it right now.
>> I don't know anything. I'm so sorry. I do not know anything.
>> Please tell me. You're the only one that can... that's going to solve this problem.
>> Look, you really... baby, please, i love you. We are going to work it out. Let me get back to the meeting.
>> You're a ( bleep ) liar.
>> I can't believe you're subjecting indicate toe this.
>> You know what? ( Bleep ) ( bleep ) ( bleep ).
>> Katie, seriously. Katie, was there... was there anybody in the house?
>> No.
>> No.
>> Was there?
>> No.
>> You're telling me the truth?
>> I'm trying to... look what you're doing to me as a director. This is really unfortunate.
>> This is the rest of my life I'm talking about here. Please, please do not lie for him.
>> Don't go there. We're representing the midwest. We got a midwest thing.
>> I feel completely uncomfortable. I don't know either of you. I met him...
>> We've known each other five minutes.
>> Before i met you.
>> And you expect me to believe that?
>> Yeah.
>> You do?
>> Yeah. Because that's the truth.
>> You always tell the truth?
>> Why are you doing this?
>> About everything?
>> Yeah.
>> Do you?
>> You are being so...
>> Why are you doing this... i can't even look at you?
>> Explain to her why she...
>> Look at her. Look at her. She is sitting there like a young lady. You could learn a thing or two from her.
>> ( Bleep ), ( bleep ), ( bleep ).
>> Go ahead...
>> Bleep, bleep, bleep.
>> This is ( bleep ).
>> Go ahead.
>> Go ahead!
>> Look me in the eye and tell me you're telling me the god's honest truth. No woman was here.
>> No.
>> Who the ( bleep ) are you?
>> I'm lisa. Who are you?
>> Hi, lisa. Nice to meet you.
>> I'm jill.
>> Have you seen my cell phone?
>> What? You know what? Can you tell me who this is?
>> I don't know. I need to go.
>> Can you tell me who this is?
>>.
>> No.
>> Yes.
>> Do you know who this is?
>> I just met her a half hour ago.
>> Look, I'm out of this.
>> Did you just lie to me.
>> You know what, i don't want to be involved in this.
>> I'm sorry. I don't want to be involved. I just want to get out of here.
>> I don't want to be involved. I don't want to be involved?
>> I don't know this person. I don't want to say anything.
>> You saw her in your house.
>> She could have been an actress, too.
>> I just asked you if you met her. And you said no. You lied to me. Have you and my fee an say? -- Fiancee been affectionate with each other?
>> No, of course not.
>> Is that true?
>> I think you need toe talk to her.
>> I'm going to go find mc G. So you work out your hinge thing.
>> She came in said hello, good-bye. Then you came in.
>> Did she kiss him?
>> On the cheek.
>> Are you guys still...
>> Who was that?
>> Just, come on.
>> Who was that?
>> Please.
>> So...
>> You are making me disgusted, okay? Of course I'm going to leave you! I'm going crazy. I'm bursting.
>> Who was that that just walked in here?
>> That's a girl that I'm with. I'm with her, okay? I can't stand it with you any longer. You make me ( bleep ) crazy. This whole thing is crazy. There, i said it. You know what I mean? You're a ( bleep ) ( bleep ) ( bleep ) I can't deal with you any longer. She ( bleep ), you don't ( bleep ) and i like to ( bleep ) and I'm crazy.
>> Well your ( bleep ) is two inches long.
>> Seriously, katie, you're on punk'd! You've just been punk'D.
>> Oh my god! This is horrible. I was ready to go back to ohio. <